6.22.2009

A woman should have


*** written June 22, 2009 ***

No this is NOT Maya Aneglou's best poem ever, she didn't even write this poem as a matter of fact. It was written by Pamela Redmond Satan. LoL. Although this isn't really the OFFICIAL checklist of things a woman should have, I do concur with some of these things. ;) Let's see how many checks I get at the end LoL.

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE   ....
enough money within her control to move out
and rent a place of her own,
even if she never wants to or needs to... 
[no check. I def don't have that type of money yet. LoL!]

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE  .... .
something perfect to wear if the employer,
or date of her dreams wants to see her in an hour...
[no check... oh wait, you mean the freakum dress? i got that! hahaha. CHECK!]

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE   ......
a youth she's content to leave behind....
[check. I'm VERY content leaving my legacy behind. lmbo. ok ok, not really a legacy, but I'm content leaving my youthful days behind]

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ...  ...
a past juicy enough that she's looking forward to
retelling it in her old age.... 
[half check. I don't necessarily agree with this, however, I do think one should be able to tell a good life story]

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE . ........... 
a set of screwdrivers, a cordless drill, and a black lace bra...
[check. no check. and check check check. LoL. up on game! - mostly lol]

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .... .. 
one friend who always makes her laugh... and one who lets her cry...
[check and check. defeinitely have a lot of those]

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..  .... 
a good piece of furniture not previously owned by anyone else in her
family...
[check. With a FATTY bill that needs to be paid. LoL!]

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE ..  ...  .
eight matching plates, wine glasses with stems, and a recipe for a meal
that will make her guests feel honoured...
[no check. Since I've only lived with 3 other people, I've only had the 4 ppl sets. haha. but I'll gett to workin on that.]

A WOMAN SHOULD HAVE .  .... .
a feeling of control over her destiny...
[check. I was born with that feeling.]

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..  ..... .
how to fall in love without losing herself.
[no check. I'm a wreck. HA! LoL. It's all good, I'm gettin' back!]

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... ........ 
how to quit a job,
break up with a lover,
and confront a friend without;
ruining the friendship...
[check. check. and super check. I got skillz man!]

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.  .....
when to try harder... and WHEN TO WALK AWAY...
[check. Yes Lord, thank you for that wisdom I always asked for!]

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.  ..... ..
that she can't change the length of her calves,
the width of her hips, or the nature of her parents..
[check. I'm content with the way I look, and if ever I am not, I will do something about it. :) and Momz and Pops? I wouldn't change their nature for the world]

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.. ........
that her childhood may not have been perfect...but it's over...
[check. LoL!!!]

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW. ...........
what she would and wouldn't do for love or more...
[no check. still getting there. LoL.]

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW.. ...
how to live alone... even if she doesn't like it...
[check. I know how to, and honestly, I like it. :) but I enjoy the company too.]

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW..  .....
whom she can trust,
whom she can't,
and why she shouldn't take it personally...
[check. I've learned the hard way on several occasions, but I cannot control people's mouths or opinions, and I will never try.]

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... .... 
where to go...
be it to her best friend's kitchen table...
or a charming inn in the woods....
when her soul needs soothing...
[no check... yet. Still trying to figure that out, since most of my soul healing begins within me.]

EVERY WOMAN SHOULD KNOW... ....
what she can and can't accomplish in a day...
a month...and a year...
[half check. I think I have a good estimate of time in that sense. lol]